Oh damn. I didn't realize I should have started a beer counter earlier. We must have hit two six packs already.
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Where the hell are we? What the hell are we going now? We have a BOG WITCH!?
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Well now I'm on Team Bog Witch.
The Bog monster has ancient long dead names? Oh. Someone read some Lovecraft when they were plotting this. Or maybe Fishhead. There's a bunch of old fishman short stories.
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Wait. Why does the Torgo kinda look like Stephen King?
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Okay can we be in the story the Bog Witch is setting up. It seems way cooler than this show in a sheriff's log cabin.
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A romantic scene between 50 year olds?
Movie were you based upon a book by that guy who wrote all the Giant Crab books?
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Wait is she singing along with the love theme while making out?
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SNOWMOBILE TRAILS! This could have been a winter movie with a Yeti! We was robbed.
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"Why don't you two get cleaned up and have a Big Breakfast at Denny's."
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The Bog Witch isn't in a good movie, but she's in a much better movie. I hope she played one of the three witches in Macbeth sometime.
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How small is that lake that a could sticks of dynamite are gonna kill everything?
Sheriff's running towards gunshots and not causing them? This is a weird tale.
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Does the Bog monster have a crab claw? Is it a giant crawdaddy?
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Well I guess there's not gonna be any more beer drinking now... Poor one out for Mario and clean shaven Luigi.
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