HE IS AN ROBOT MONSTER!
Only not gorilla shaped. Man shaped. Like a lesser inferior robot monster.
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So he's a cyborg. Sorta? Fleshy bits inside artificial skin and a robot brain. Backwards cyborg.
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We have period rock music over a NASA montage? I feel like this movie was edited on accident.
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I would almost swear I saw a construction worker shot from Metropolis in this rocket launch montage.
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It's always fun when I watch an old monster movie at 1.25 speed to catch up and it feels like it's at the normal speed of a contemporary movie.
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Yeah wow at normal speed the bald elf man sounds like he's talking in slowmo.
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News Flash! Mayflower 2 crash lands on Plymoth Rock. Metaphors at 11.
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Is it cold in the studio Princess?
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Cinematic parallels.
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Oh he doesn't get injured in the crash it's a space elf with a shotgun that fries our faux Frankenstein's face?
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Did she say "optimum pollenization studies?"
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Meanwhile on the set of Caged Heat in Space.
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WTF are you doing dude?
Are you trying to rub a candle you found on the side of the road in a robot's face? WHy? How? What is going on?
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Dr Nadir my dear.
"The lucky ones are dead. The rest will go mad."
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"An astro robutt."
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Title drop? Sorta kinda half of it... But why? He is not a Frankenstein. He's an Incredible Melting Terminator Astronaut.
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And now the Puerto Rico tourism portion of the film.
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Ya know aliens coming to Earth to kidnap women for elicit purposes would have way better luck if they tried internet dating sites. And were possibly sexy monsters and/or lesbians.
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Oh the Princess is into it. Maybe the space elves are all bisexuals? That improves their odds.
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STOP HOLDING THE RADIOACTIVE POOP IN YOUR HANDS.
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