My loins are girded for what sounds like an exceptionally terrible film. Let's go #monsterdon!

Oooo, not even American International this time...

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At least we'll probably be spared Eddie Deezen this time. Probably.

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I'm sorry did she just pay him in doubloons? Seashells, maybe?

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THE EYES

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Did she just ROLL HER EYES at her father killing that man? Like, ugh, killing outsides, soooo cringe.

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The pimp is how you know it's authentically the 70s.

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Did they consider showing LESS of that cockfight?

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There is A Lot going on in this massage scene but that guy's weird white Joker makeup is especially distracting.

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I hope both these men die horribly.

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We interrupt tonight's sleazy gross men for some lovely undersea footage.

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Whoever brought the Casio keyboard needs to go back home.

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Was that pit full of... crabs? That pinched him bloody?

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WAIT DID THE CRABS KILL HIM!?!?

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SOME MOTHERCRABBER

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"Mothercrabber" I am fucking DONE

(I'm not though I can't look away)

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Whoever picked the replacement music for this movie needed to, I dunno, not do any of this.

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This is like the music you'd get in the background of a dance club scene from a syndicated show in the late 90s.

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GOAT

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NO NOT THE GOAT

YOU BASTARDS

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