"That guinea pig can't die!"

Now THAT's Victorian science! #Monsterdon

Don't worry, asshole landlord guy, they're not gonna cure him, they just wanna watch him die.

VICTORIANS! #Monsterdon

"I went into the laboratory."

I saw your muppet, did you rob Jim Henson? #Monsterdon

"You're an educated man. A civilized man."

I almost feel bad about killing you! #Monsterdon

A true englishman snores like a horse, the nobility rests in the PHBTBTBTBTH #Monsterdon

...So if they trap his Death, does his tuberculosis go away or does he just have Undead Tuberculosis forever? #Monsterdon

"One day I will explain."

You see, women in Victorian England were basically considered very tall children, my dear. That's why I'm such a condescending prick to you *pats hand* #Monsterdon

Okay, I do believe we have fully crossed the line from Troubled Doctor to Mad Scientist. #Monsterdon

Okay, I do believe we have fully crossed the line from Troubled Doctor to Mad Scientist. #Monsterdon

...So if they trap his Death, does his tuberculosis go away or does he just have Undead Tuberculosis forever? #Monsterdon

"So either way it's God's fault and not mine! C'mon, let's go murder me! :D" #Monsterdon

"I have spent much time praying for guidance."

Yeah, Jesus spent HOURS last night telling me all the ways he thinks I should die! He must REALLY love me. #Monsterdon

Bunnicula! Well, guinea pig-ula. #Monsterdon

Great, so somewhere out there in the English countryside is an immortal guinea pig. Probably biting people on the ankle and draining the blood from their bodies. #Monsterdon

Great, so somewhere out there in the English countryside is an immortal guinea pig. Probably biting people on the ankle and draining the blood from their bodies. #Monsterdon

"Father? OH MY GOD I am SO sorry, I had no idea you were into leather like that D:" #Monsterdon

"You've spoken of the debt you owe me. If you mean what you say, there's no turning back."

Now ZAP MY BRAINS OUT, son! #Monsterdon

Just once I'd like the spotlight to hit a reaper and have it start singing HELLO MAH DARLIN' HELLO MAH HONEY #Monsterdon

Y'know, it occurs to me that trapping the Grim Reaper follows the same basic rules as Pokemon. #Monsterdon

He's immortal now, but he kind of smells like a pork roast. #Monsterdon