Finally got the store to work Picked up Last Epoch, hopefully a good mindless grinding game. I could use one of those. #gaming

Finally got the store to work Picked up Last Epoch, hopefully a good mindless grinding game. I could use one of those. #gaming

Oh exploding zombies, is there *anything* you can't improve #LastEpoch #Gaming

Oh exploding zombies, is there *anything* you can't improve #LastEpoch #Gaming

That's a couple hours of #LostEpoch, here's some initial thoughts;

-It's a Diablo-like, so the plot is very dreary and serious, but also kind of hilarious? The first hour of the game has you Marching Off To War, but you stop to help an old man retrieve an artifact and he goes, "Welp, we're losing the war, nothing for it!" and pushes you into a Time Hole (with *the artifact you retrieved for him* that's gratitude 9_9) to a Ruined Future where Cthuloid monsters are eating the planet.

Which is, I think you'll agree, a WILD overreaction to losing a war.

Also I'm not 100% sure about the timeline, but I think the Eternal Empire of Immortal Undead that came between the War of the Gods era we came from and the Cthuloid Brunch era we ended up in actually only lasted like 300 years.

Which, again, is *hilarious.*

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-The visual style definitely apes Diablo more than the story does, it's VERY dark and grim. 'Course I've only seen two time zones so far, maybe the Era of the Gods is really bright and cheery. Maybe the Very Short Zombie Empire is full of candy canes and christmas trees, who knows.

-Combat's pretty simple, but it's much better adapted to controller play than most of the other Diablo-likes I've played. I'm still kind of amazed how restrictive most of these games are with active skills, tho, I was playing Korean MMOs in *2005* that had figured out how to get a dozen active skills on a controller and yet these titles don't like you to have more than five or six at a time. Lame

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-I'm loving the variety of character builds that are possible, I can see five or six builds *just for this Necromancer subclass* so I have no complaints there. Hell, I can see two or three ways to do a build *just involving exploding corpses* which is just... Absolute chef's kiss.

-Performance is a little stuttery, but it's mostly fine. I'm not entirely sure why the recommended specs for this thing are as high as they are, it doesn't look like it's doing anything THAT fancy. Eh, maybe the later bosses have FMV attacks with ray-tracing, who knows.

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That's a couple hours of #LostEpoch, here's some initial thoughts;

-It's a Diablo-like, so the plot is very dreary and serious, but also kind of hilarious? The first hour of the game has you Marching Off To War, but you stop to help an old man retrieve an artifact and he goes, "Welp, we're losing the war, nothing for it!" and pushes you into a Time Hole (with *the artifact you retrieved for him* that's gratitude 9_9) to a Ruined Future where Cthuloid monsters are eating the planet.

Which is, I think you'll agree, a WILD overreaction to losing a war.

Also I'm not 100% sure about the timeline, but I think the Eternal Empire of Immortal Undead that came between the War of the Gods era we came from and the Cthuloid Brunch era we ended up in actually only lasted like 300 years.

Which, again, is *hilarious.*

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@CactuarJoe this is what happens when you give Lavos a battle.net account

Now I just gotta not get so obsessive I fry my brain

which is a thing I have done before >_>;

@CactuarJoe obsession? Whatever do you mean? *Drops a pile of everspace side content he doesn't need to do at all*

Oh how'd that get there?

Now I just gotta not get so obsessive I fry my brain

which is a thing I have done before >_>;

Getting further into the game, I'm finding the level of complexity very nice. High enough to be interesting but not so high that I'm worried about screwing myself over.

The plot continues to be very funny when looked at I'm the right light. The Time Artifact is basically a character in its own right, and it's kind of scatterbrained. Got all the way to a major plot boss and one of the other characters is like, "Use the Spear!" and I'm like what spear, this is the first I'm hearing of a spear and the Time Thingy goes, "Oops, hold on lol" and throws your ass back in time to go pick it up

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It does kinda bug me that Diablo-likes only seem to have one kind of visual style. A little deviation from Grimdark Fantasy would be nice. #LastEpoch #Gaming

I think the Time Thingy has ADHD. It interrupted the Quest For The Spear to introduce the game's Infinite Endgame Dungeon. Dude, I sympathize but can we try finishing the active quest line first? #LastEpoch #Gaming

I think the Time Thingy has ADHD. It interrupted the Quest For The Spear to introduce the game's Infinite Endgame Dungeon. Dude, I sympathize but can we try finishing the active quest line first? #LastEpoch #Gaming

The thing about Diablo-likes is they reward high concentration and twitch reflexes

and while I am *capable* of those I also have a habit of long gameplay sessions

so after the first hour or so you can start to hear the gentle sizzling of my brain and watch my eyes shrivel up like raisins

cos i'm forgetting to blink

i gotta headache now

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