@CactuarJoe (US. It's us that's up. HAHAHAHA)

"Awake before the sun in summertime" has the feeling of an ancient curse about it.

Like, Cain turns to Abel and says, "may you be up before the the sun on the longest day of the year"

5am is for thieves and scoundrels. -_-

@CactuarJoe meierlink voice: which are you?

Why is everything so fucking *bright* at the airport, it's like fucking Clockwork Orange in this place

Okay, on the plane. Once we're in the air I'll start the William Shatner routine.

Flying is still as cool as it was the first time I flew Hello down there, HO-scale Earth

Also mountains are nice. I missed mountains.

landed, very tired now

Reward for not exploding on rhe plane: crab lunch

If I could eat crab every day I would be unstoppable.

Reward for not exploding on rhe plane: crab lunch

If I could eat crab every day I would be unstoppable.

Ok, situated in the hotel. Need to A) take a shower and B) wash my shirt because I leaned over onto some cheesecake >_>

Time to test this place's wifi with Steam Link.

Yay, finally got Steam Link working

Also, we went around to local thrift stores today. I found *so many* off-brand legos

This kitchen is ASS seriously

The stove is struggling to boil water. The knives are so dull they're almost SQUARE. There are THREE COLANDERS and NO STOCKPOT.

@CactuarJoe sir please

This kitchen is ASS seriously

The stove is struggling to boil water. The knives are so dull they're almost SQUARE. There are THREE COLANDERS and NO STOCKPOT.

Okay, it took the stove FORTY-FIVE MINUTES to boil a gallon of water

But eventually spaghetti was made. And the munchkin adored it, which is all that really matters

Okay, it took the stove FORTY-FIVE MINUTES to boil a gallon of water

But eventually spaghetti was made. And the munchkin adored it, which is all that really matters