So daddy's been strapped down, shocked, and confined in a coffin overnight. I think that's the bondage triple crown, yeah. #Monsterdon

Vampires gotta make more vampires, huh daddy #Monsterdon

Yeah, see? Victorian Man seeing his daughter as his property, that he can demand and control what happens to her body. Thank god HE'S immortal. #Monsterdon

♫ A little ~maaaaad science~ ♪ #Monsterdon

"You must understand what compels me!"

Yeah, duh, the pursuit and continuation of your own power. #Monsterdon

...So you guys didn't want to do this the way you've already proven works? You wanted to add in an unknown variable? Okay, I can't imagine THAT'S gonna cause a problem, go ahead and lop the head off your ONLY BELOVED DAUGHTER #Monsterdon

"eeee, eee, revenge shall be mine! vengeance for all the small and furry!" #Monsterdon

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING

#Monsterdon

On the other hand, that's a helluva origin story for the girl with the green ribbon. #Monsterdon

So the last third of this movie is a roaring rampage of revenge for all guinea pig-kind, right #Monsterdon

So the last third of this movie is a roaring rampage of revenge for all guinea pig-kind, right #Monsterdon

Oh so NOW you think immortality is a mistake??? #Monsterdon

Rock salt? He's plotting to give the asphyx high blood pressure! #Monsterdon

What is UP with these Victorian Gentlemen and coming up with novel ways to die? #Monsterdon

He's gonna take it up the ass

phyx

#Monsterdon

He's gonna take it up the ass

phyx

#Monsterdon

You wouldn't think a movie about outsmarting death itself could be so frickin' dull. So many long conversations, so many lime green rooms. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA

HE WENT UP LIKE THE BEAR IN GRIZZLY #Monsterdon

Hey, his waistcoat's immortal too! Not a scratch. #Monsterdon

"Giles!?"

Don't worry, he's here. All over the walls. #Monsterdon