honestly, being crushed to death might be the better option at this point in the film. #monsterdon

aw, Liam. all your wives! #monsterdon

@yatsu Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our wives. #Monsterdon

"Tell Mareth I loved her. Tell Karen I loved her too. And tell Jessica she was really great. And, um, you know, the other one, tell her I liked her too." man's death scene goes on for five full minutes. #monsterdon

guy's gonna eventually have to catch that throwing star, and if he doesn't cut off all his fingers Mad Max style, it's gonna be a crying shame. #monsterdon

i feel like i would honestly mind this self-controlled homing throwing star thing less if Prince Protagonist had like, some kind of controller to use it. like, an RV joystick thing, a training montage where he learned how to control it psychically, anything? #monsterdon

and the wedding ceremony comes back. i think this movie thinks it knows something about Writing... #monsterdon

yeah, please turn off your fire before you clutch her in that dress, the whole set's gonna go up. #monsterdon

well, that was about a movie and a half. #monsterdon

yeah, i feel like i SHOULD dislike this movie, but actually i think it was fine. really it just makes me wanna go read some really solid 18 volume high fantasy series. #monsterdon

@yatsu It's not terrible. We've definitely seen worse. I could see having this film on in the background while I'm doing something else.

@CactuarJoe makes me wanna bust out the Lodoss novels. or like, Earthsea or something. Stormbringer.