whatever this woman is making, it's not enough. #monsterdon

anyone who utters the word "pard" must be put to death. i don't make the rules. #monsterdon

holy cow, that lime shirt! i... oh wow. #monsterdon

the only time in my life i have been glad to see the cops. everyone in this scene deserves a night in a cell. #monsterdon

ma'am, even your dayglo dress is too good for this man. #monsterdon

they were both dressed somewhat normally, so they had to get that bright orange luggage in the scene for just the right color balance. #monsterdon

this islander like, "these white people smh." #monsterdon

man speaks perfectly good english, he just likes to fuck with the tourists. frankly, i applaud him. #monsterdon

so, this was about 45 minutes worth of movie, but they got a free vacation out of it, so why not inflict their vacay photos on all of us. #monsterdon

um, is my copy being weird, or did someone time travel from like Experimental Hip Hop land for this section of the OST??? #monsterdon

there we go! get him! #monsterdon

shooting the crabs with his pistol. the perfect American specimen. #bleurg #monsterdon

enough of that exciting booby trap stuff, let's show off some more of our vacation surfing home movies! #monsterdon

oh. he's not dead. that's really too bad. #monsterdon

are they gonna burn the newcomers in a wicker fish? #monsterdon

oi! goat-kun! #monsterdon

okay, i hate all of them now. i'm throwing everyone into that lake, where they will all be eaten by whatever that was. the end. #monsterdon

so this guy with the spear behind her, was he supposed to be on guard duty, or... #monsterdon

if only this movie had sunk into the sea. #monsterdon

oh no, not the underwater scenes again, please! #monsterdon