well, they're no Vulcans, but i guess the japanese did have a english logo ready to go, so sure, why not. #monsterdon

so... we are 37 minutes into a 2 hour movie, and every single kaiju in practially every movie ever released has attacked the planet, there's aliens, AND the sister's trying to cut in on the throuple between the dumbass bodyguard, his hotheaded boyfriend, and the hot scientist. okay, got it. #monsterdon

oh, and an attempted assassination. check. #monsterdon

ah. nevermind then, ma'am. carry on. #monsterdon

wait, they called the horogurafu, gurasu??? okay. #monsterdon

oh crap, are we really going to mustache daddy for help now? #monsterdon

that's how i like to do all my computing, in a metal room with LEDs all over the place. #monsterdon

ningenme!
(for all your human-cursing needs)
#monsterdon

Puppy Knows. #monsterdon

ew, crunchy. #monsterdon

every single one of temu stalin's lines is just Random Cliche Generator Output Number B. amazing. #monsterdon

kisama-- how dare you hurt my boyfriend! #monsterdon

i think the captain and the captain have a thing for each other too... #monsterdon

the music and this extra scene is trying to tell me this man was important, but i wonder if he had a total of 3 minutes in any of the movies in this movie. #monsterdon

are these two about to foreplay again? #monsterdon

and the AMERICAN is the one who gets the katana? i mean, okay movie, i know what movie i'm watching. #monsterdon

i believe he just punched him with his bike. hilarious. this movie is amazing. #monsterdon

okay, that is cool spaceship design tho, where the little ones come off like fruits or something. #monsterdon

"long-cherished civilization" i think they've misunderstood something here. #monsterdon

"don't be emotional" ??? they made me beat up my boyfriend, they're gonna get it! #monsterdon