every single one of temu stalin's lines is just Random Cliche Generator Output Number B. amazing. #monsterdon

kisama-- how dare you hurt my boyfriend! #monsterdon

i think the captain and the captain have a thing for each other too... #monsterdon

the music and this extra scene is trying to tell me this man was important, but i wonder if he had a total of 3 minutes in any of the movies in this movie. #monsterdon

are these two about to foreplay again? #monsterdon

and the AMERICAN is the one who gets the katana? i mean, okay movie, i know what movie i'm watching. #monsterdon

i believe he just punched him with his bike. hilarious. this movie is amazing. #monsterdon

okay, that is cool spaceship design tho, where the little ones come off like fruits or something. #monsterdon

"long-cherished civilization" i think they've misunderstood something here. #monsterdon

"don't be emotional" ??? they made me beat up my boyfriend, they're gonna get it! #monsterdon

condolances to temu stallin for having to figure out how to pronouce Xilian. #monsterdon

wait, are hot biologist and temu stallin in a relationship? was i supposed to know that? #monsterdon

this mission will determine the future of absolutely mid line reads. but hey, the dog survived, so it's fine. #monsterdon

that guy WAITED for his friend to take that drink of tea. he knew what he was doing. #monsterdon

hey! there's our boy! (again!) #monsterdon

"Godzilla is following us."
well great, coz no one else is. wtf is this movie. #monsterdon

oh, lyrics for this one, huh. #monsterdon

if the last hour of this is just Godzilla fighting all the monsters, i will not be disappointed. #monsterdon

minilla needs a ride, come on, where are the keys, man? #monsterdon

what makes him keep fighting? dude, sheer rage. did you see what they did to his boyfriend? #monsterdon