hearing these credits in the worst American-Not-Even-Trying-To-Read-French voice. meesay en sceeene. #monsterdon

is this that damned rubber bat again? #monsterdon

jeez, are we really gonna just watch his whole meal. rude. #monsterdon

this """bat""" sounds like one of those bird whistles where you put the water in it and it kind of chirrups? #monsterdon

hey! dialogue! (sort of) #monsterdon

is he... carrying a fire hydrant with him??? #monsterdon

in case you like close ups of a horse's ass, this movie's got you covered... #monsterdon

even that door trying to shove that man out of this film. like, dude, please, you don't wanna be here. #monsterdon

hey, here's a guy who actually knows where someone's heart is. #monsterdon

i mean, honestly i would be down for an entire movie of some dude in a basement lab flicking switches and lighting up panels. #monsterdon

me, Monday mornings #monsterdon

buhm buhm
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so...

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i mean, they really needn't bother with the slow pan ups of this woman's body, we basically saw everything. #monsterdon

oh no, not The Tube! #monsterdon

is that how transition surgery works? wow, sign ME up. (^_^) #monsterdon

@yatsu The part where you wake up still in a Jesus Franco movie may need some work. >_> #Monsterdon

(screams in the background)
same.
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is this guy really trying to start up marvel but ye olde monsters? #monsterdon

"what's the matter?" this lady's just looked at the movie's script and realized it never gets any better. #monsterdon