so...

#monsterdon

i mean, they really needn't bother with the slow pan ups of this woman's body, we basically saw everything. #monsterdon

oh no, not The Tube! #monsterdon

is that how transition surgery works? wow, sign ME up. (^_^) #monsterdon

@yatsu The part where you wake up still in a Jesus Franco movie may need some work. >_> #Monsterdon

(screams in the background)
same.
#monsterdon

is this guy really trying to start up marvel but ye olde monsters? #monsterdon

"what's the matter?" this lady's just looked at the movie's script and realized it never gets any better. #monsterdon

"and now the battle begins?"
does it???
#monsterdon

someone get Maria a throat lozenge, she's done nothing but scream this entire film. #monsterdon

damn, look at the fangs on her-- i mean... #monsterdon

this movie put Dr Seward to sleep. #monsterdon

that's a lie, actually it was the lullaby these nice people are singing to him. how kind! #monsterdon

i think the romani and dracula are frequently enemies because drac is jealous. the romani just travel around singing songs and living life, meanwhile dracula can't even leave his house without having to pack 6 coffins full of his native soil to take with him. #monsterdon

wolfman ex machina #monsterdon

i think this movie is putrid carrion, dude. i'm going to renounce my work with this film. #monsterdon