At this exact moment I would like nothing more that 49 million miles completely alone. #monsterdon

So AI chose this bro. Wow, this mission's already down the tubes. #monsterdon

"I've never heard of you, explain that!"
Uh, you're an idiot?
#monsterdon

Oops, he froze, somebody reboot him. #monsterdon

did they just short him with a screwdriver! I hope someone dunked that tool in alcohol first. #monsterdon

Every time the camera pans, I expect to see Rod Serling about to deliver a monologue. #monsterdon

Is the princess segment stuck in a time loop? #monsterdon

It's nice to see a-- man? person? Alien? Taking such pride in his work. #monsterdon

oi, leave the manchurian astronaut out of it, he didn't ask for any of this. #monsterdon

preliminatry pre-takeoff procedures. so before before the takeoff? i think someone's getting lost in their own jargon here. #monsterdon

Mull: Hi.
Support group: Hi Mull.
#monsterdon

"sit her in the back row etc"
is this gonna turn into a monster and/or cyborg fucking movie? coz i'm not 100% against that, i just wasn't expecting it. #monsterdon

wow, that girl's got some screaming chops on her. #monsterdon

so these guys are on the B&L cruise? where's Wall-e? #monsterdon

Devil Girl Meme: Did Someone Say Breeding Stock? #monsterdon

i do appreciate that in this enlightened era (yes, i did really manage to type that) we no longer thing that aliens coming down to obtain breeding stock is a horror movie, but rather the perfect plot for a porn flick. #monsterdon

ha! perfect! i'll take 3! #monsterdon

"I want to inspect her myself"
uh, is the breeding stock for the Princess? #monsterdon

that would explain a lot. #monsterdon

are you gonna inspect her teeth next? creep. #monsterdon