the most important lesson i've learned from #monsterdon is that if you want a nice vacation, you just write a script that's set there, and invite a hundred of your closest friends, and call whatever results a movie.

oh? oh? are our two movies about to meet each other? #monsterdon

they even filmed the after part and put it in the movie. now that's efficiency. #monsterdon

poor Mull. he just wants a friend, but no one speaks his language and they all just scream when they see him. i'd be in a bad mood too. #monsterdon

so now we're gonna have the Bay of Pigs because Frank is mildly radioactive? #monsterdon

you can tell he's the princess's henchman because they've both got the sparkly fabric. #monsterdon

come on now, we've already proven Frank's good at killing things, AND Karen like him, why not let him go and rescue Karen. #monsterdon

Dual Filter. is that going to help? #monsterdon

el telephon-o. wow, what if that guy dies. #monsterdon

sir, snothing about this movie has been fantastic, not even in the 1950s sense. #monsterdon

why is scrambling the jets getting Legally Distict Yackity Sax? #monsterdon

come on Frank, time to hack your governor module and then get in there and start slapping-- hey! good job, man! #monsterdon