honestly, if this movie were all 1970's brand Uplifting Orchestrations and Shots of Nature, i'd be here for it. every time these three guys get on screen and start shouting at each other, i wanna change the channel.

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scotty trying to be brad pitt over here with the constant sandwich.

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29 more minutes. the 29 longest minutes of the entire week.

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yesss eat the childe

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damn, okay, that was a full meal WITH desert. does this bear have a hollow leg or what?

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someone has definited Ideas about The Press. #leSigh

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"you know that boy's weird"

i'm sorry???

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i too would like to go home, but the sad fact is, i am already there. i chose to watch this, and i continue to chose it. -- oh wait, there's a great bear shot, i'm back in. (^_^)

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(is that an actual dead deer, by the way? is that listed in trigger warnings, coz i know some people who'd be turning this off right about now...)

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i think the composer thinks that because the one guy has a cowboy hat on, this must be a western.

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extra close up of a pine - possibly my favorite shot so far. #TreeAppreciator

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so today's lesson is, people who can't be bothered to listen to other people will be eaten by a bear. ... please?

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aw, not the horse! that nice horse didn't do anything wrong.

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he's gonna need a bucket full of antibiotics after having all that grass and dirt in his wounds.

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hell i don't know. none of us read the script, you know.

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lolol get wrecked, helicopter boys

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oh hey, is he also dead? beautiful.

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what??? i-- what???

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