generally, when you run at a creature with a blades, you're supposed to swing the blade at the dude, not just run into him, holding the blade well out of damaging range of anyone at all. just a tip.

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the gillman already sick of this Exposition Conversation

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four men dead so far

and yet, so many cast members remain.

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ha! capitan can stay as long as he wants if he promises to keep pulling knives on the jerk.

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too bad they didn't see it, ya know, on a completely flat river, with several dudes looking around for just such a thing.

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gillman just thinks this is a carnival ride they set up just for him.

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so we've all accepted that Mark is upset because he's got a secret crush on David, right? i mean, he's also an asshole, but he seems to have a real chip on his shoulder when it comes to David.

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yes, give that monster a big ol' hug!

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oops. sorry (ha) mark (hahah) um. cough.

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time to poison the audience in 3D!

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gillman has the mother of all headaches now, and he knows who's fault it is.

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damn, that was seriously up close and personal with that costume. good job.

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don't shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

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and then they got stuck in the Amazon forever, their winch having burnt out and their food supplies having been accidentally poisoned. the Creature gets his revenge from beyond the grave.

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