"i'm going out there"

thank god. finally.

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there's nothing inside this rocket either, and yet here we are watching the movie anyway.

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didn't know they had tropical jungles on mars.

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oh lord, not more high pitched beeps.

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a nervous system. okay, so we showed up, murdered one of them first thing, and now we're snapping their photos like cursed paparazzi. the plants can eat them now.

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NOM

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i think iris and the colonel are planning to murder Sam. what the heck was that exchange of looks?

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"i'll take the ants any day" - a person who hasn't participated in #monsterdon

oh god, every time these two are on screen together i wanna curl into a ball and shut my eyes forever.

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okay, fair is fair, if i saw that thing coming at me in a video game i would be backing up quite loudly.

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ah, pouring colored liquids into beakers, now that's Science.

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"whoever they are, they don't want us to leave"

no one watching this movie, then.

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those building didn't just grow, they were drawn to exacting specifications by a professional architect.

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how... bulbous.

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just like the writers of this movie.

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"well we gotta do something?"

just sit here waiting to die? that's about the speed of the rest of this film.

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that's some very angry jello out there.

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okay, so the actors get to cover their ears. the rest of us will just have to shift our headphones off our ears. yikes.

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