did he have a pinball machine in his room? in the 80s? that feel rich.

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lololol, that's not portentious at all.

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wait, do charley and his mom have adjoining rooms? what is this house???

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do you want a valium. mom is amazing, what a 1980s movie this is.

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aw, not the bondo-mobile!

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Mr Vincent's gonna feel silly when we find tthe MC's bloodless body on the lawn tomorrow morning.

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"suck his way through the entire town"

Evil sounds excited for the entire town to be sucked...

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eviction!? aw, poor mr price mcdowell. maybe he can have chris sarandon's house after we murder him.

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"i have a savings bond" lolololololololol

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ah yes, a bowl of fruit. how terrifying.

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okay, Evil is growing on me, but i'm not sure why and i don't think i like it.

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ah, now for the Creeper section of this evening's programme.

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oh oh? is prince vamp actually nervous?

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oops. didn't expect the vampire killer to have a compact, now did you, Jerry?

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so, Evil """jokes""" about wanting to give his best friend a hickey and calls other people fruitcake all the time. are we...???

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"i know what it's like being different"

okay, nevermind, not subtext anymore is it.

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