i have a bingo card, i have dinner, and i have ... girded my loins against what i assume will be an absolute onslaught of Leonardo DiCaprio memes.
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mm, all these RVs really are making me feel things tho. #grabbyHands
sir, when you're teenage daughter says, "hey dad there was this weird guy" and alarm bells don't immediately start going off, you are a Failure.
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sir, when you're teenage daughter says, "hey dad there was this weird guy" and alarm bells don't immediately start going off, you are a Failure.
does this guy end up with the fishbowl over his head? please?
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does this guy end up with the fishbowl over his head? please?
ah. so grandpa's one of them.
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ah. so grandpa's one of them.
what does his button say? "I'm not completely worthless" something?
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what does his button say? "I'm not completely worthless" something?
what the hell kind of hat is that, dad???
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what the hell kind of hat is that, dad???
wait, so all your laundry just goes down into an unsecured laundry room??? what the hell kinda place is this?
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wait, so all your laundry just goes down into an unsecured laundry room??? what the hell kinda place is this?
oh yes, put your arm in the dark hole, frankie, please.
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oh yes, put your arm in the dark hole, frankie, please.
sicko.jpg
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sicko.jpg
"shorter" thanks.
i mean, in dad's defense, this has been a hell of a day for him, but he's 100% being an ass right now.
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"shorter" thanks.
i mean, in dad's defense, this has been a hell of a day for him, but he's 100% being an ass right now.
mrs and mr? lady, there /is/ something weird about you.
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mrs and mr? lady, there /is/ something weird about you.
also Crites discovering their inner femme and i'm here for it.
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also Crites discovering their inner femme and i'm here for it.
ah. i was wondering how Leo was gonna work his way back into this.
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ah. i was wondering how Leo was gonna work his way back into this.
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love your slippers ma'am.
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love your slippers ma'am.
lol, the wild world of geraldo.
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lol, the wild world of geraldo.
fair point ma'am.
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fair point ma'am.
the ladies wisely getting directly out of the way while the dad decides to try the door. dummy.
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the ladies wisely getting directly out of the way while the dad decides to try the door. dummy.
"she can throw the strikes"
okay, this movie knows exactly what it is, and honestly, i respect that.
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"she can throw the strikes"
okay, this movie knows exactly what it is, and honestly, i respect that.
wait, isn't /he/ in the basement?
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wait, isn't /he/ in the basement?
okay, now Leo's about to have some guilt about killing his father, but the sad fact is, the world's better off without him.
