Don't you pop you bastard don't you pop

At this point, when you're about to expose the battery against a harsh aluminium transition, start thinking "Maybe I should be doing this outside"

but it's cold

Gotta lift up this connector flap to release the ribbon cable that connects to the case's buttons WHICH STILL HAVEN'T FALLEN OUT

Sony helpfully glued a massive transparent plastic chunk to the lifty-uppy part of the connector here

With the ribbon cable detached we're free to continue bringing out the ereader's innards. Any minute now we'll expose the battery

holy SHIT

LOOK AT THIS ANGRY BOY

It's hard to tell what's going on in this picture but this is taken from the top of the ereader looking down, once the battery's free of the aluminium.

The whole rest of the ereader just made the sound your uncle makes after he loosens his belt after thanksgiving. It's going aaaauuuuuhhhhhhhhh that's better

you can't put out a lithium fire by the way, just reminding y'all of that

See if you puncture a lithium battery you run a good chance of shorting it internally, these are basically made the same way as capacitors or jam roly poly's, you get dissimilar foils and spread some electrolyte jam on them and fold them over and over each other to make a pouch battery like this or roll them up to make a round battery like an 18650, you stick something in there then the foils touch and all the stored energy gets un-stored, it sometimes goes BANG or WHOOMPH or SPRRRRRKKKKRRRFSSSSHHHH but you can't put it out, it shoots out very hot flames and water makes it angrier, anyway this is glued in place so you gotta take your spudger and just jam it in there underneath, just stab it, lever it, wiggle it, take hold of it in your fingers and yank on it, just really go to town

Replacement battery on the left looking normal and respectable, on the right is the one I just levered out with a spudger, it's not happy about it

Carry the battery by its tail and tell it well if you're going to be like THAT then YOU can go OUTSIDE

The ereader with no clothes on.

Come on, this is no surprise, you know the sort of thing people read on these things when nobody can see the cover and judge you for it in the dentist's waiting room

I bet I broke the screen wrestling with it to try to get that massive battery out

Haha I didn't break the screen!

To reassemble, follow previous steps in reverse order

(for avoidance of doubt do not go back outside and get the dangerpillow and glue it back in again)

And there we have it, one perfectly working gorgeous ereader, ready for another million pages!

Got some folk coming round for a back porch hangout so I put the battery in the grill while I figure out what to do with it

Continuation of ereader battery replacement thread: I replaced the battery in my own ereader too (it's the same PRS-505 but in black), and I would like to remind you that we thought about batteries very differently back in 2007.

Did you forget that in 2007 you didn't have to plug your phone in every night? Remember the INDIGNITY you felt when you bought your first colour phone or even smartphone, and it sucked so much energy that you had to turn the screen off when you weren't using it?

Anyway, I put in a new battery and charged it five days ago, read for a couple of hours every day, and can report that last night the battery display dropped from four bars to three.

So that's probably three weeks between charges aye. On a 750mAh battery smaller than a box of tic-tacs.

Look what they've stolen from us. Demand better. We deserve better.

I must be thoroughly Ebook Brained now because I'm actually starting to enjoy using Calibre

I gotta do like a Big Thread about this sometime on my blog that I don't have, but for now I've gotta say, Actually Making The Effort to use the e-reader rather than my phone for reading books has paid me dividends in Chill

Like seriously what was I thinking owning a vintage unwifi'd ereader and not using it, just using my phone instead

🦝 Let's settle down and have a nice read of a long book! Gee, I sure hope I don't get distracted from this book, for example by a distraction machine, much like the one that I'm holding in my hand right now, and staring at,

Anyway look what just turned up at my house lol

I only bought this for the cover, but I bid a fiver for this and two broken Android tablets and nobody else put a bid in so I got this gorgeous boy for 99 cents plus a fiver to post it.

Shame about the touchscreen, not NEARLY enough buttons on this thing, but it's a gorgeous colour and it's got that reassuring Sony Aluminium Heft to it

The case has a built-in flip-out popup booklight! Featuring some incredibly crappy 2008-era icy blue LEDs, boo