Okay the possible #Monsterdon secondary account situation is still up in the air, so I'm still at home, torturing my beloved friends who followed me for my silly stories and now get these shenanigans.
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Sam's a pushover
He'll be the opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop
"IT IS A TUMOR"
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He'll be the opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop
"IT IS A TUMOR"
This guy is about to look at a lot of boobies
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This guy is about to look at a lot of boobies
"You were unconscious yesterday but tomorrow I want you to assist me in surgery," yes that's a good plan go with that
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"You were unconscious yesterday but tomorrow I want you to assist me in surgery," yes that's a good plan go with that
It would just be too much to expect anyone to, I don't know, test his vision?
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It would just be too much to expect anyone to, I don't know, test his vision?
I know we're supposed to care about his eyes but I really want to know how she can get her hair into that shape with 60's technology
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I know we're supposed to care about his eyes but I really want to know how she can get her hair into that shape with 60's technology
If anyone ever makes fun of my dancing again I'm going to make them sit through this scene
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If anyone ever makes fun of my dancing again I'm going to make them sit through this scene
BOOBIES, AS PREDICTED
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BOOBIES, AS PREDICTED
AGGHHHH world's most sedate man given most pornographic gift is now trying to be alluring and funny and it's just creepy and terribly, terribly wrong
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AGGHHHH world's most sedate man given most pornographic gift is now trying to be alluring and funny and it's just creepy and terribly, terribly wrong
Just talk about everyone's birthmarks again, that'll show them
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Just talk about everyone's birthmarks again, that'll show them
It'd be hilarious if a woman singing in a high pitched warbly voice was actually the music on the surgical suite's speakers
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It'd be hilarious if a woman singing in a high pitched warbly voice was actually the music on the surgical suite's speakers
"I look at Diane, and she appears a perfect, breathing dissection!"
He's really learned how to talk to women
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"I look at Diane, and she appears a perfect, breathing dissection!"
He's really learned how to talk to women
The whole premise of this is like, "Guy claims he can do the most measurable thing in the world, and we refuse to measure him"
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The whole premise of this is like, "Guy claims he can do the most measurable thing in the world, and we refuse to measure him"
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Eye am not enjoying this, maybe we could put a lid on it
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Eye am not enjoying this, maybe we could put a lid on it
Okay honestly? Being able to see through my own eyelids would be the No. 1 reason I wouldn't do this if it were offered.
Also because I'd just end up using it for silly reasons, like explaining to the cats why they can't be hungry because I can see their stomachs are FULL
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Okay honestly? Being able to see through my own eyelids would be the No. 1 reason I wouldn't do this if it were offered.
Also because I'd just end up using it for silly reasons, like explaining to the cats why they can't be hungry because I can see their stomachs are FULL
"Flesh dissolved in an acid of light"
His flirting is getting better
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"Flesh dissolved in an acid of light"
His flirting is getting better
HE CAN DRIVE??
Okay that's the least realistic thing in this movie so far
I mean, it's on the list of unrealistic things
near the top
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HE CAN DRIVE??
Okay that's the least realistic thing in this movie so far
I mean, it's on the list of unrealistic things
near the top
He needs to accept how gay the world is and stop fighting it
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He needs to accept how gay the world is and stop fighting it
This is me after Christmas dinner, just stumbling around, falling over everything, blinking at the lights, confused
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This is me after Christmas dinner, just stumbling around, falling over everything, blinking at the lights, confused
I feel like the big advancement in movies that came about a decade after this one was actual endings
