Every so often some nice person will ask to follow me on a Sunday morning or afternoon, right before #Monsterdon starts at 6pm (my time), and I think, "Oh dear, my dude, you have no idea what you just signed up for...."
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Can someone please get me my own helicopter for my birthday? I really want one and I think I'd be an excellent chopper pilot, kthnx
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"It's Nick!"
Okay, the nice girl will get the nice nerd? I can maybe find a way to make it through this movie
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"It's Nick!"
Okay, the nice girl will get the nice nerd? I can maybe find a way to make it through this movie
If someone never ever went fishing and only knew about the activity from watching movies, it would look like a wildly dangerous pursuit
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If someone never ever went fishing and only knew about the activity from watching movies, it would look like a wildly dangerous pursuit
I want that rainbow patch on that soldier to be gay pride, but it probably isn't
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I want that rainbow patch on that soldier to be gay pride, but it probably isn't
"It's perfect, an island, water on all sides," and SNACKS, tiny little screaming hours de ouvres everywhere you look
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"It's perfect, an island, water on all sides," and SNACKS, tiny little screaming hours de ouvres everywhere you look
Lo, Audrey and Nick
A monster flits between them
Choppers everywhere -
Lo, Audrey and Nick
A monster flits between them
Choppers everywhereI love that all his strategic insights come from his work with worms
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I love that all his strategic insights come from his work with worms
Godzilla seeing the pile of fish, with a French accent, mimicking Luc Besson, "You call zees feesh?" <uses tiny arms to take cigarette out of mouth>
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Godzilla seeing the pile of fish, with a French accent, mimicking Luc Besson, "You call zees feesh?" <uses tiny arms to take cigarette out of mouth>
Scientist-hero-reconnects-with-old-flame-while-buying-fourteen-pregnancy-tests definitely gives the plot points for originality
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Scientist-hero-reconnects-with-old-flame-while-buying-fourteen-pregnancy-tests definitely gives the plot points for originality
So he came to New York to....have a family? He's spent all this time dreaming of walking claw-in-claw through Central Park with the little one, ice skating at Rockefeller Center...
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So he came to New York to....have a family? He's spent all this time dreaming of walking claw-in-claw through Central Park with the little one, ice skating at Rockefeller Center...
Did Godzilla check the depth of that bay before he dove in? No, no he did not. Don't be like Godzilla and risk a spinal cord injury when you're swimming
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Did Godzilla check the depth of that bay before he dove in? No, no he did not. Don't be like Godzilla and risk a spinal cord injury when you're swimming
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Call me a sucker but I'd probably take one home as a pet, convinced I could train it for good
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Call me a sucker but I'd probably take one home as a pet, convinced I could train it for good
Me, naming all the babies: Sprout, Widget, Barry, Monty, Cleo, Farnsworth...
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