*billy joel comes out*

"a bottle of white.. a bottle of red..."

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So like the worms are baby mutant slugs?

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Uh oh.

*billy joel wheeling the stretcher out*

"you and I, face to fa... oh wait nevermind"

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So, uh, I joked earlier but this is actually Slugs The Musical. The driving soundtrack is amazing!

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"I have to go now. I'll be back as soon as I can. Just try to avoid getting eaten by the slugs filling your house up."

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Whoa, it's Frank Drebin. Police Squad!

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[edit: aw, until they zoomed in on his face.]

Mr Phillips?

*squish* *squish* *squish* *squish*

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pumping "lithium-based arsenic" underneath the town.

Can. Not. Fail.

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whoa now, let's not be rash. lithium-based arsenic is a well-proven solution! https://social.coop/@hollie/114492395457200072

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"we're going to go kill some man-eating slugs"

"oh you boys, always getting up to your hijinx. have fun!"

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Oh shit I remember this scene from Breaking Bad (2008)

[edit: https://neuromatch.social/@SRLevine/114492422814885274 ]
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*Lit af driving music continues*

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rapey mullet guy living up to the mullet stereotype

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"son of a bitch. they closed the entrance without marking it on the map!"

Look I've done enough work with local government to know that their shit is *never* accurate. You've gotta actually *verify* street trees, sewer lines, pretty much anything from the various utility and planning depts
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"I'm going to electrocute the bastards"

*burns power line*

*power to the entire town drops out*

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"Oh hello officer I'm just pouring lithium arsenic into the sewer"

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Cirque du Soleil

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oh my god yes.

*entire town explodes*

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