"I thought... The army killed Godzilla, right?"

NO

THEY DIDN'T

THAT WAS KIND OF A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE MOVIE IN FACT

#monsterdon

Justice for piss guy #monsterdon

Aaaaaalbatross. AAAAAALBATROSS

You think he comes with wafers? #monsterdon

"Stones can record history like a CD"

...What? No they can't. What??? #monsterdon

"Stones can record history like a CD"

...What? No they can't. What??? #monsterdon

Yeah, and maybe he made a light soul reduction to drizzle over the soul flank steaks he prepared earlier! #monsterdon

"The government has issued a Godzilla Warning for all prefectures, please keep an eye on the weather during the day, and keep your Godzilla radio with you at all times." #monsterdon

So, a Godzilla has been sighted, or conditions are right for a Godzilla to occur? #monsterdon

Wow, so they're actually acknowledging that non-Japanese people died in WWII. Maybe this film isn't *that* nationalistic after all. #monsterdon

Wow, so they're actually acknowledging that non-Japanese people died in WWII. Maybe this film isn't *that* nationalistic after all. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe mentally temporarily lowering the knife i'm holding to this movie's metaphorical throat

"Also Raymond Burr was there, it was horrifying!" #monsterdon

PUPPY PLAY! #monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #monsterdon

Look, just pick up Shinji and activate Unit 01, get a move on. #monsterdon

Here he is, the man himself! #monsterdon

#monsterdon

I appreciate how vindictive Godzilla is in this movie. Like, he's a real heel here. #monsterdon

This scene with the mushroom cloud is really far more effective than the rest of the film it's in. #monsterdon

Like, that's not a scene that should be in a movie that spends *this much time* trying to convince people that monsters are being led to battle by vengeful souls trapped in rocks. #monsterdon