write what you know, and they knew to make a movie...

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this Godzilla takes place in the Blair Witch shared universe.

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okay for a _moment_ I thought that was one car, with some serious musical horn business.

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"I wanted the bikers off the road, but not like that!"

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I *do* suspect the smoking is deliberate.

'cause...where are the ashtrays?

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okay, who captured the d-03 device warning label.

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Godzilla -> Steak.

this movie is MAKING CHOICE CUTS.

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okay, so that's setting up three monsters from The Book of Checkov...

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...the dog...

...the dog...?

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I AM RETURNING YOUR DRUNKEN MESS, SIR

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THE DOG!

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that is a lot of smiling for "the prediction is hundreds of people will die"

wonder what the conversation actually is

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THAT IS A LARGE TABLE

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wonder if the water bottles are sponsored placement.

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oh, the creepy forest dude has BACKSTORY!

30 seconds worth!

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VULCAN MIND MELD ACHIEVED.

YOU WILL NOW DIE IN THE WARP CHAMBER.

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oh we are getting Blair Witch vibes

nice

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Sympathy For The Godzilla

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HAHA PISS TAKE

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"but not with any weapon!"

DEFEAT

WITH THE POWER OF HEART

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