@annaleen some cheeses help dexterity, others charisma

@annaleen A nice thick slice of boucheron would help me a lot.

@annaleen not just soft, runny.

@annaleen Parmesan for strength, and bleu for luck.

@bedirthan in this case, we definitely needed help with dexterity

@annaleen "Processed cheese product" reminds me of working in a Wendy's in 1982, and the stuff we put out on the salad bar was literally named "Pretend."

@annaleen The Great Horned Stilton from King Canoodlum

@annaleen I can't say particularly why, it may just be a craving, but this question put the image of a specific cheese in my head.

Cougar Gold by the Washington State University Creamery (I graduated as a University of Washington Husky, this cheese is the ONE thing I can give them)

It's a sharp white cheddar, aged 14 months, and ships in a can. When you open the can, you just get this sharp, pungent, tangy smell. There's a crust of amino acid crystals on the cheese.

Strength Cheese.

@annaleen
Hard cheese for strength,
soft cheese for wisdom or intelligence,
holey cheese for athletics,
"cheese" product for charisma,
any aged cheese for constitution.

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