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You know how powerful magical artifacts are created when some item lives an extraordinary life in the hands of some great sorceror or hero of legend? Okay, now scale it down a bit. What magical artifact do future adventurers find in your tomb/bedroom centuries from now?
They'd find "Alice's Temperamental Lockpick" which is a chaotic good lockpick that'll open nearly any lock, as long as you don't steal for personal gain, and you're kind to strangers. If you ever intentionally break either requirement, it'll vanish in a puff of glitter and appear in the pocket of the next person who needs it most.
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Hey @jerrounda! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...
You know how powerful magical artifacts are created when some item lives an extraordinary life in the hands of some great sorceror or hero of legend? Okay, now scale it down a bit. What magical artifact do future adventurers find in your tomb/bedroom centuries from now?
They'd find "Alice's Temperamental Lockpick" which is a chaotic good lockpick that'll open nearly any lock, as long as you don't steal for personal gain, and you're kind to strangers. If you ever intentionally break either requirement, it'll vanish in a puff of glitter and appear in the pocket of the next person who needs it most.
@alice @jerrounda
... and you'll be finding that glitter everywhere for a year and a day. EVERYWHERE. -
Hey @jerrounda! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...
You know how powerful magical artifacts are created when some item lives an extraordinary life in the hands of some great sorceror or hero of legend? Okay, now scale it down a bit. What magical artifact do future adventurers find in your tomb/bedroom centuries from now?
They'd find "Alice's Temperamental Lockpick" which is a chaotic good lockpick that'll open nearly any lock, as long as you don't steal for personal gain, and you're kind to strangers. If you ever intentionally break either requirement, it'll vanish in a puff of glitter and appear in the pocket of the next person who needs it most.
@alice
I always want to answer these but never have anything interesting to say. Even this one may be a bit of a snooze, but in my tomb they'd find Toe-Knee's magic screwdriver. I was pretty well known for being able to go to any machine with nothing but a screwdriver and be able to fix it. What most people didn't realize is that by the time I walked to the machine with a screwdriver, I'd already determined what the issue was and *knew* I could fix it without other tools.For context, I'm an industrial electrician so, fixing things is kinda what I do. The department that determined my screwdriver was magic is hot and dirty (plus there's this fine powdery stuff called carbon black that is just everywhere so, sweating just made it stick to you) which meant I didn't want to carry any more than what I needed from job to job.
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