There's an outbreak of deadly fettucineI don't know what to doIt's pasta time to get this under controlIt's evil, through and throughThe noodles have taken overAnd have been killing people left and rightTomato sauce has joined itAnd the mess is quite a frightWatch out for the AlfredoIt will kill you til your deadSneak up on you without warningAnd kill you in your bedThe deadly fettucine oubreak must be stopped at all costThe consequences will be extremely direOr everything will be lostSo remember toss that fettucineWith a little broccoli and pesto sauce and wineKeep it from growing strongerAnd then the world will be fine#poem (human) #pasta #fettucine
