Why does this feel like it's an FMV game? Did this started out as a game that got canceled and they just filmed a little bit more to make a half a plot? #monsterdon
THIS SUNDAY at 9pm eastern (that's 1am UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch an atrocious horror flick with the biggest nerds on the Fediverse!This week's movie is VAMPIRE ON BIKINI BEACH (1988) a Direct-to-Video loser about a ghoul stalking the beach belles of California. How dumb is it? It was featured on the USA Network with an introduction by Gilbert Gottfried. That's how dumb it is.Anyway it's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/712244/vampires-on-bikini-beachOr you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/vampires-on-bikini-beachSee you this Sunday!#Horror #Scifi #Movies #Vampire #Cinema #Cinemastodon
@Taweret We spent an hour and a half with nobodies just for a stinger at the end that gives you thirty seconds of relevance for the actual ongoing plot, hey, it really WAS a Marvel movie #Monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow @lytta @SRLevine It's the cringe that does it for me, between the vintage racism and the greasy What Is This Thing You Call Love? subplot, it's just.... Bleugh. #Monsterdon
