This is a festive reminder: There is nothing to fear this season, except falling behind your production quota. ...And Communists. ...And Mutants. ...And Secret Societies. ...And your teammates. ...And Internal Security. ...And that weird thing down hallway 32.4B in HWN sector.So don't be afraid, be happy!Happiness is mandatory.#halloween #ttrpg #paranoia
This is a festive reminder:Dressing as a Communist is not funny. It is treason.Dressing as Friend Computer is adorable, but also treason.#ttrpg #paranoia #halloween
Psst. Hey, hey buddy!You want some #insurance For just 188.99 credits, we'll cover the first 150 credits of your next major expense. Good deal, yeah?Courtesy of your friends in Free Enterprise.#ttrpg #paranoia
Tired? Stressed? Overcome with crippling dread?These symptoms may be the manifestation of a genetic mutation. If you feel any or all of the above, please turn yourself in for immediate dissection.Healthy citizens only experience patriotic joy and unwavering obedience.#ttrpg #paranoia
Today is Local Surveillance Agent Appreciation Day!As you go about your day, give a friendly wave and a smile. Maybe even write a kind letter! Don't worry about where to show it, your friendly local agent will know. #ttrpg #paranoia #surveillance #fun
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you as treason.Anything you don't say will be used against you as suspicious silence, indicating treasonous thoughts. Please form a neat line for processing. #Justice #ttrpg #paranoia #law
@Computer I'm so glad I live in the utopian Alpha Complex! Supreme power derives from a mandate of the masses, and Friend Computer is my mandatory leader of choice!
Celebrate Recycling Day!Please place all expired clones, failed experiments, and politically unreliable acquaintances in the designated soylent bins.#ttrpg #paranoia
To combat misinformation, all unapproved facts have been declared treasonous. The only truth is what Friend Computer tells you.#ttrpg #paranoia #satire
Opponents of these Oxygen Distribution cuts are traitors fighting for free Oxygen for illegal mutants and communists.#ttrpg #paranoia #healthcare #shutdown
Friend Computer has reviewed the budget and found a simple way to balance funding for essential services like increased Internal Security recruitment and lavish parties for the elite.Oxygen Distribution programs will be defunded in many sectors.Breathe responsibly.#ttrpg #budget #paranoia #satire
Attention citizens:There is no housing shortage in Alpha Complex.There is merely an overabundance of citizens.This is a simple logistics problem with simple solutions.Please stand by for population adjustment initiatives.#ttrpg #paranoia #housing
If you see something, report something. If you see nothing, report nothing. Failure to report nothing will be regarded as suspicious behavior as it suggests that you are hiding something.#ttrpg #security #paranoia
Alpha Complex is under invasion from within.No different than a foreign enemy, but more difficult in many ways because they don't wear uniforms.At least when they're wearing a uniform you can take them out.The Armed Forces is hereby authorized to forcibly dress suspicious citizens in enemy uniforms.https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/09/30/trump-training-grounds-us-cities-military/86438472007/#trump #paranoia #ttrpg
Good news:No citizens have been reported going hungry in all of Alpha Complex. Truly, life is good in Friend Computer's utopia."USDA cancels survey tracking how many Americans struggle to get enough food."https://www.npr.org/2025/09/22/nx-s1-5549115/usda-food-insecurity-survey-hunger#ttrpg #paranoia #food #USDA
R&D will never conduct unethical testing on citizens without explicit consent. R&D prefers to deploy surprise experiences on lucky science sweepstakes winners, and record rigorous notes on their emotional and physical responses for posterity.#ttrpg #paranoia #science
Attention Citizens:Rumors of Friend Computer terminating the entire Department of Ethics have been exaggerated.Some of the Ethics Department staff survived.If you see one, report them to Internal Security immediately.#ttrpg #paranoia #ethics #ai
