Wandering Adventure Party

QsotN:"Is this a sacrifice town?""This is a town that sacrifices food, not people.""I could sacrifice the heck out of a knucklehead trout.""We could take this fortress. Could we take this fortress?""Wait, I thought you were a waitress?"" … Just a joke."#DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:"I promise you, you don't want to try to put a weasel on a fishhook.""Like I always said, fish and porridge is better than piss and forage." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:"I am calling all boars 'Steve.' These are Steve No. 2 and 3.""Goblin 4 is no more, but goblin 5 is still alive.""Don't talk dirty to the polar bear. Just yet.""That's only if I get into Wild Shape.""Did you KILL one of the Steves?""They're fungible boars." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes