Wandering Adventure Party

QsotN:"Big, white and cunning is the moose.""It's a wild moose chase.""Wolves do not waffle. Wolves ATTACK! [rolls poorly] Wolves may not waffle, but they don't know where their limbs are.""It's cold and dark and we're level 4.""Personally, I've always wanted to kill a magic protector of the woods." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:"Slap of guidance!""Maybe they're just normal nuisances, like badgers."#DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:"You've got those goats doing choreography!""Honestly, it'd be kind of an experimental piece.""That's OK. I kind of think of myself as that.""I've got a quarterstaff. Do you want my quarterstaff?""What brand is it?" #DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:"How much could a battleaxe cost, 10 gp?"(DM flips through PH) "In fact, yes.""Guys, this is dangerous. We should just sell oats. You want oats, we've got oats.""I WANT to do it, but I think it's not a GOOD IDEA to do it, but I also think it's boring NOT to do it."#DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QotN: "So many of these adventures seem to be rescuing the townspeople from sobriety."#DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QotN:"I've gone most of my life without having my head ripped off … ""You want to … TRY that?"#DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:"Is this a sacrifice town?""This is a town that sacrifices food, not people.""I could sacrifice the heck out of a knucklehead trout.""We could take this fortress. Could we take this fortress?""Wait, I thought you were a waitress?"" … Just a joke."#DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:"I promise you, you don't want to try to put a weasel on a fishhook.""Like I always said, fish and porridge is better than piss and forage." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:"I am calling all boars 'Steve.' These are Steve No. 2 and 3.""Goblin 4 is no more, but goblin 5 is still alive.""Don't talk dirty to the polar bear. Just yet.""That's only if I get into Wild Shape.""Did you KILL one of the Steves?""They're fungible boars." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes