This psychologist keeps putting his hands on her, I think he needs to get eaten. #Monsterdon

Heh, I think a scene just spilled all over itself there #Monsterdon

C'mon miss, time to get serious. Eye of the...

Hm.

Never mind. #Monsterdon

"But surely my wife, as a leopard, wouldn't eat MY face!" #Monsterdon

"I'd like to offer my deepest sympathies,"

But really it was too funny. We all laughed *so hard,* it was hilarious. #Monsterdon

"It's not MY fault I was shtupping your husband!" #Monsterdon

"I'm gonna take you to London tomorrow."

It's the '50s, so I'm not going to ask your opinion about the matter. #Monsterdon

So... WHY does she love this guy again? #Monsterdon

Here we go, a little Gabapentin and we'll be ready to see the vet #Monsterdon

Not since the Wasp Woman has there been such a transformation! #Monsterdon

"Had yourself quite a night!"

Fuck off, dude. What a dick. #Monsterdon

"Last night I was an animal!"

I was an aardvark! An anteater! I spent a fortnight in Paris as a wombat! #Monsterdon

I think she'd have been fine if they'd just rolled a pumpkin stuffed with raw ground beef into her room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon

"Kill! KILL!! KILL!!!!"

Yes DEAR, I'm DOING IT dear! #Monsterdon

"In the evening we'll be -- HAVE! We'll HAVE dinner!" #Monsterdon

NO, DO NOT, you'll spoil your supper. #Monsterdon

"No bad moments?"

Well I said something weird about velvet and I'm drooling over your canary, but otherwise things are fine. #Monsterdon

Dorothy walks down the street, passes two Draculas, Blacula, an H-Man... #Monsterdon

"I decided to come after all."

I've decided I'd like to be a FRIEND of Dorothy :3 #Monsterdon

Man, she's got all the directional sense of the cast of C.H.U.D. >_> #Monsterdon