So... WHY does she love this guy again? #Monsterdon

Here we go, a little Gabapentin and we'll be ready to see the vet #Monsterdon

Not since the Wasp Woman has there been such a transformation! #Monsterdon

"Had yourself quite a night!"

Fuck off, dude. What a dick. #Monsterdon

"Last night I was an animal!"

I was an aardvark! An anteater! I spent a fortnight in Paris as a wombat! #Monsterdon

I think she'd have been fine if they'd just rolled a pumpkin stuffed with raw ground beef into her room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon

"Kill! KILL!! KILL!!!!"

Yes DEAR, I'm DOING IT dear! #Monsterdon

"In the evening we'll be -- HAVE! We'll HAVE dinner!" #Monsterdon

NO, DO NOT, you'll spoil your supper. #Monsterdon

"No bad moments?"

Well I said something weird about velvet and I'm drooling over your canary, but otherwise things are fine. #Monsterdon

Dorothy walks down the street, passes two Draculas, Blacula, an H-Man... #Monsterdon

"I decided to come after all."

I've decided I'd like to be a FRIEND of Dorothy :3 #Monsterdon

Man, she's got all the directional sense of the cast of C.H.U.D. >_> #Monsterdon

"Is that you Leonora!?"

Well, that's an interesting question actually. #Monsterdon

And THAT is why you keep your cats indoors. #Monsterdon

"Doctor, can you come here a moment?"

One sec, disembodied voice! #Monsterdon

The cops are going to CLEAN HIS CAR FOR HIM!?!?

HOLY *FUCK* these pigs #Monsterdon

"We've got reason to suspect you murdered a woman, but what the hell you're a white man we'll just call it good. Car wash, doctor? Have a nice night!"

Christ #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe i think the cops are cleaning his car (also returning it) because he's an affluent and potentially influential guy... it has a distinct 'exchange of favors' feel to it

#monsterdon

@lytta Does, doesn't it? I get the feeling the doctor's gonna be making out a few custom confinement orders for London's finest over there >_> #Monsterdon