Druid: You guys go on ahead. I’m gonna um… Commune. With this tree.

I swear to god, this bard slander is getting out of hand. You had such an easy druid joke laid out for you…

Stupid sexy Dryad.

I just imagine some dude finding this and coming back with a hand drill and some sandpaper (hopefully).

Its a good day to be Groot.

Fleshlight sleeve.

That’s Peeta from Hunger Games… But female? Is this Katniss? What are they up to?!

* such an easy druid laid out for you.

Getting the ent to sit on your face huh

There’s always that one person pushing for a tree-way.

I’ve been reading about some Pueblo tribe’s ritual trip to collect salt from salt plane; there is a rock that’s a grandmother of gods of war laying to rest on the same trip and turning to stone, and you are supposed to hump her on the way to pay respects. While your grandma who just explained the rite to you waits and probably watches, idk.

Wait a minute, could this be one of the lost entwives?

Taking treehugging to the next level!

I am disappointed that I did not think of that pun myself. I salute you, good lemming, and hope you have a good day.