I feel like of all the monsters in #MonsterHunterWilds, Chatacabra would be the most delicious. Braised Chatacabra thigh is probably amazing. I bet it'd make great tacos. #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I think Balahara would be edible, but I feel like its meat would land somewhere between scallops and snakes which makes it a strictly acquired taste. Like, there are definitely people out there bragging that they love Balahara tenderloin specifically to watch people gag. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

Quematrice feels everyone would EXPECT it to be edible -- like chicken! -- but you fry it up and it just tastes like a failed chemistry experiment. And they go, oh yeah, BRUTE wyvern, not bird wyvern. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

Inedible: Lala Barina, Rompopolo, Nu Udra, Jin Dahaad

Actually I bet Xu Wu is pretty gross, too. The spears it throws at you are made of mucus, which means it's gotta have a complex snot delivery system in all of its arms. Can't make calamari outta that, you get buried in rapidly solidifiying -- and SHARP -- snot

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Uth Duna's probably edible. It only hunts during the Downpour, so I bet it's sedentary for the rest of the time, meaning it's gonna be very fatty. Oo, it's probably like hippo meat, really. Thick layer of flab, but the meat's pretty good #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I'm torn on Hirabami, it's a Leviathan but it LOOKS like an insect. I think it has an exoskeleton, too? I dunno, maybe you'd get people treating it like an oversized grasshopper, but I can't shake the feeling it'd be like chewing on a centipede. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

What's left... Ajarakan? Eh, I feel like eating monkey meat is probably a bad idea. Little too close to home, y'know? Anyway it's covered in metal and spreads blast powder, that can't be good for the gut.

As for Ray Dau, sure, go ahead, try chewing on the living lightning rod. I'm sure nothing bad'll happen.
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All of the Guardian monsters taste like chalk and salt, it's horrible #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I have now crafted and fully upgraded every Sword & Shield available. I am now ready for the first Title Update #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I have now crafted and fully upgraded every Sword & Shield available. I am now ready for the first Title Update #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

@CactuarJoe and then the patch gets delayed

Oh, that reminds me, patch notes are up: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.010.00.00.html

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I have now run out of Zenny trying to craft every piece of armor, now I actually have to do quests again #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #gaming

Oh I really hope the update tonight doesn't break anything, I finally got the game running without crashing too much #MonsterHunter #monsterhunterwilds #Gaming

Mizutsune was a fun fight

HR Zoh Shia's gonna have to wait for tomorrow tho

sleep

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Ha, High Rank Zoh Shia's a big ol' jerk, huh Nice to finally have a fight that lasts more than ten minutes. #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

Shame the armor set's so wacky. It speeds health regen and doesn't really do anything else that's useful, unfortunately. Nice bit of fashion, tho. Weapons, too, I'm definitely using the Zoh Shia SnS once we get layered weapons. #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

Huh, lots of people saying the update introduced a lot of graphical problems and tanked their framerate... Mine actually got *better*?

...Fuckin' video games, man. #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

"Zoh Shia triple carted me!" "My first actual quest failure was to HR Zoh Shia" "This one's for real, man!"

Me, playing a support build:

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"Zoh Shia triple carted me!" "My first actual quest failure was to HR Zoh Shia" "This one's for real, man!"

Me, playing a support build:

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