I think this is the most tired I've been going into #monsterdon in a while so fair warning if my commentary abruptly stops, I've probably dozed off.

it took this move 80 seconds to make me feel unmoored in reality, which is impressive speed #monsterdon

I'm used to #monsterdon movies like this having titles like "Tooth-Necklaced Women of the Orient" or something

Congratulations ladies, you just bought yourselves a street corner. #monsterdon

The slap bass of illicit pontoon boat activity. #monsterdon

It's the Two-Hot-Sauce Crew! #monsterdon

The very rare octagonal ring pop #monsterdon

Look at how complicated the pattern on this guy's shirt is. He must shop at Dan Flashes! #monsterdon

Gamblers gather for a classic game of "Bird Jumpy" #monsterdon

This guy told his barber "I want to look like I'm wearing a powdered wig, but brunette" #monsterdon

this movie already has a lot more nippleplay than I'd prefer #monsterdon

The irresistible allure of gambling (in mom's basement) #monsterdon

Chivas Regal Royal Salute being the liquor of choice for people who like to spend a lot of money on something that doesn't taste very good #monsterdon

Did someone shout out "CHANGE PLACES!" and I missed it? #monsterdon

"in the spirit of detached scientific curiosity" is what I said before I went to see M. Night Shymalan's "Trap" #monsterdon

I'll say this about the movie, it loves a man's chest. #monsterdon

this guy is just a few accessories away from being a DJ in 1999 #monsterdon

No jokes, this is pretty much exactly what Disney's Polynesian Resort looks like #monsterdon

They packed so many shirts on that boat. #monsterdon

Up on the shore they got weird hair
Under da sea with huge eyes we stare
We got da vision with sharp precision under da sea
#monsterdon