In a little bit I'm gonna catch up on SWAMP THING (1982) the #Monsterdon movie I missed while I was on vacation. If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots about a bad monster movie, consider muting this thread.

Otherwise, I've got the Monsterdon Replay queued up (https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/swamp-thing) and I intend to enjoy

#Monsterdon

"There's a legend of a beer in these woods"

I know I do that every time there's a swamp, Boggy Creek was a formative movie for me #Monsterdon

SWAMP THING

I love that name, it's a Thing. It's in the Swamp. What else could it be? #Monsterdon

Oh, Wes Craven wrote AND directed. Should be interesting.

Sounds like someone's got indigestion down there. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the endemic Swamp Mercenary. Once endangered, restoration efforts have allowed the mercenary to once again thrive in the nation's swamps. #Monsterdon

"What they sent a woman out here?"

No, a Salamander. YES A WOMAN, FUCK OFF BRO #Monsterdon

Love the guy in slacks wading through the swamp. White guys really will wear slacks anywhere, huh. #Monsterdon

Is that a snake in your pocket or are you j- oh it is a snake never mind #Monsterdon

"What's he working on anyway?"

Chocolate pocket pies. #Monsterdon

Ooo, The Substance! I love it when there's a Substance #Monsterdon

"I want to know everything about the Arcane business, right now."

Well, accounting's a difficult subject to summarize like that, but... #Monsterdon

Sitting in a boat, talking about eating each other. Sounds like a good date to me. #Monsterdon

I like that they camoflaged the sensor, gotta make sure the beach ball on a stick is invisible. #Monsterdon

"A woman has a no place around a guy like you."

Yeah, no, I agree. #Monsterdon

Hope she washes her hands quick or she's gonna blow her nose... Clean off. #Monsterdon

"That's my baby. Simple vegetable cell with an animal nucleus."

So you've invented Impossible Meat, good job. #Monsterdon

APPLY THE GOO #Monsterdon