"It doesn't exactly maintain a low profile."

SMASH CUT TO: Swamp Thing yelling at birds

#Monsterdon

Feels weird to be watching a movie with actual pacing. Like, we're getting an actual rising/falling action rhythm here, it's unnatural. #Monsterdon

Heh, suit doesn't really hold up to close-up shots like that ^^; #Monsterdon

Someone needs to get this woman a decent sports bra. #Monsterdon

In tonight's film, the orchid will be represented by the oboe. #Monsterdon

"That was that thing!"

Please, capitalize that Thing. Put a little respect on his name. #Monsterdon

Tragically, Swamp Thing never figured out how to move at more than a slow stalk. #Monsterdon

See, this is what happens when you take the toughs out of New Jersey and put them in the swamp. #Monsterdon

And we have a Wilhelm! #Monsterdon

"Like a strong, beautiful woman, I've never been able to resist either"

Huh, I figured it'd take longer for someone to admit they wanna fuck the Thing. Props for being open like that, Arcane. #Monsterdon

♫ Should I stay or should I go now ♪ #Monsterdon

Aw, Jude #Monsterdon

HE HAS HEALING POWERS??? #Monsterdon

"Oh shit"

At last an honest reaction ^^ #Monsterdon

Bleh. Like kissing a bottle of El Pomodoro. #Monsterdon

OH COME ON

Damsel or heroine, will you PICK A SIDE

#Monsterdon

And then he sneezes real hard and his arm grows back. #Monsterdon

Yeah, it's a rough life. It's not easy being green. #Monsterdon

Legally mandated shower scene 9_9 #Monsterdon

I can't get over the novelty wipes in this movie. At some point they're gonna straight up cut to another scene through the eyehole of a Batman mask. #Monsterdon