I can't get over the novelty wipes in this movie. At some point they're gonna straight up cut to another scene through the eyehole of a Batman mask. #Monsterdon

Stops a car with his bare hands no problem, but a net stops him cold. #Monsterdon

"The only way out is through."

Yeah, that's my #Monsterdon motto.

Odd mix of thugs and wealthy shitheads in this room. Ah well, I guess evil's more egalitarian than I thought. #Monsterdon

Huh, turns out the formula just turns you into an incontinent chihuahua. #Monsterdon

Also the formula also shrinks your clothes. My god, the dry cleaning industry will pay a FORTUNE for this! #Monsterdon

"It only amplifies your essence"

Yeah, so if I took it I'd turn into a pint of chicken noodle soup. #Monsterdon

"It only amplifies your essence"

Yeah, so if I took it I'd turn into a pint of chicken noodle soup. #Monsterdon

I gotta say, I'm impressed Doctor Evil here managed to get a nice dry Torture Dungeon in a Louisiana swamp. Must have a ton of sump pumps working in the background. #Monsterdon

Drink it down, boyo, we need a third act monster fight #Monsterdon

Aaaand now we cut back to the villain, who has turned into his true essence: Wile E. Coyote. #Monsterdon

"You have chosen... Poorly." #Monsterdon

D'aw, tiny little Kermit the Frog hand #Monsterdon

Swamp Thing versus Pig Thing #Monsterdon

...So if Bruno grows as a person and develops into a kinder, gentler, TALLER soul, does his physical form change to match? #Monsterdon

Y'get the impression a little that this whole movie was inspired by that one scene of the Creature from the Black Lagoon carrying the lady? #Monsterdon

AW YEAH MONSTER FIGHT this is what it's all about #Monsterdon

Unfortunately Cable has undergone a full Damsel in Distress transformation and will likely not s- OH HEY THERE WE GO! #Monsterdon

Two men in rubber suits swingin' away at each other in a swamp, this is the true essence of #Monsterdon

"Ugh... They... They got me. Right... Right in the tit D:" #Monsterdon