Oh my gosh it's twelve minutes to #Monsterdon! Slime stations everyone! Today it's SLUGS. It looks really, really bad. So bad. Just so, so bad. I can't wait!

Let's use #slugs1988 so we don't muck up the hashtag for nature-minded folks who want to behold actual slugs

https://tubitv.com/movies/488457/slugs?

A #Monsterdon haiku

It is time for slime
Ten minutes until your doom
Slow gore will soon bore

#Slugs1988 #Haiku

"But this BORING"

They're telegraphing it early

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Okay so we know the slugs can open a ketchup bottle underwater, that's pretty smart

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I can tell I'm going to spend the entire movie going, "But why couldn't you just....

a) outrun the slug
b) outswim the slug
c) remove the slug from your body
d) get some salt

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

The slugs are like, "That's the worst pillow talk we've ever heard, you have been marked for death, just give us like twenty minutes to get over there"

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

"Yes it's Mike Brady," OMG I WISH IT WERE REALLY MIKE BRADY

Can you imagine the Brady kids getting eaten by slugs, one by one? What a magical horror film that would be

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

They're making it really hard to determine who are the good kids and who are the bad kids

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

It'd be great if this was the start of a whole series of single-word-title terrible horror films about slow-moving but obviously incredibly deadly animals, like SLOTHS or STARFISH

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988