"I look at Diane, and she appears a perfect, breathing dissection!"

He's really learned how to talk to women

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The whole premise of this is like, "Guy claims he can do the most measurable thing in the world, and we refuse to measure him"

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"Nobody like a wise guy"

But do you like an EYES GUY

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Eye am not enjoying this, maybe we could put a lid on it

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Okay honestly? Being able to see through my own eyelids would be the No. 1 reason I wouldn't do this if it were offered.

Also because I'd just end up using it for silly reasons, like explaining to the cats why they can't be hungry because I can see their stomachs are FULL

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"Flesh dissolved in an acid of light"

His flirting is getting better

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HE CAN DRIVE??

Okay that's the least realistic thing in this movie so far

I mean, it's on the list of unrealistic things

near the top

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He needs to accept how gay the world is and stop fighting it

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This is me after Christmas dinner, just stumbling around, falling over everything, blinking at the lights, confused

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I feel like the big advancement in movies that came about a decade after this one was actual endings

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