@CactuarJoe Unless... TIME TRAVEL

@xerozohar *the doctor who theme played on kazoo plays distantly in the background*

There now remains but TEN MINUTES until #MONSTERDON

If you're trying to avoid it, now's your last chance to set up a filter! If you want to join in, grab a snack and get the movie cued up! If you're reading this from some point in the future, you fucked up! It's too late to do either! Sorry buddy!

PRESS EYES TO SCREEN NOW FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

TRUMPY!?!? #Monsterdon

Oh, it's the season 2 opener to the X-Files. Little green men, Mulder, little green men! #Monsterdon

Huh, Uncle Fester the Vulcan. #Monsterdon

"A missile attack, how quaint! Vaporize their largest continent." #Monsterdon

They didn't even shave Tuvok's eyebrows there, that's cheap. #Monsterdon

Good god, that's a FULL ACRE of backseat there! Car built back when cars were intended to house a family of four. #Monsterdon

Soundtrack by Man or Astro-Man?, that's great #Monsterdon

They could've held this press conference in that car's back seat. #Monsterdon

Colonel Frank Saunders, who came to us straight out of that Twilight Zone episode about the guy freaking out in an isolation capsule. #Monsterdon

Oh god, he was *picked by AI* he's gonna turn out to be a pickle salesman they nabbed from Omaha #Monsterdon

Guys, THIS is why Data couldn't use the emotion chip until the movie #Monsterdon

...So the doctor turned a soldier into a meat puppet and the general is most worried about the possibility of getting yelled at for fucking up a launch?

...Okay I guess that is pretty realistic. #Monsterdon

Aw yeah, it's jazz for the man with the hollow head here on K-CORPSE, all zombie cyborg jazz all the time! #Monsterdon

I am doing the twist right now, tho #Monsterdon

Oh, they're cooking the hot dog #Monsterdon

And now enjoy watching... What I'm gonna say is a badminton shuttlecock tied to a balloon? #Monsterdon