Oh, it's the season 2 opener to the X-Files. Little green men, Mulder, little green men! #Monsterdon

Huh, Uncle Fester the Vulcan. #Monsterdon

"A missile attack, how quaint! Vaporize their largest continent." #Monsterdon

They didn't even shave Tuvok's eyebrows there, that's cheap. #Monsterdon

Good god, that's a FULL ACRE of backseat there! Car built back when cars were intended to house a family of four. #Monsterdon

Soundtrack by Man or Astro-Man?, that's great #Monsterdon

They could've held this press conference in that car's back seat. #Monsterdon

Colonel Frank Saunders, who came to us straight out of that Twilight Zone episode about the guy freaking out in an isolation capsule. #Monsterdon

Oh god, he was *picked by AI* he's gonna turn out to be a pickle salesman they nabbed from Omaha #Monsterdon

Guys, THIS is why Data couldn't use the emotion chip until the movie #Monsterdon

...So the doctor turned a soldier into a meat puppet and the general is most worried about the possibility of getting yelled at for fucking up a launch?

...Okay I guess that is pretty realistic. #Monsterdon

Aw yeah, it's jazz for the man with the hollow head here on K-CORPSE, all zombie cyborg jazz all the time! #Monsterdon

I am doing the twist right now, tho #Monsterdon

Oh, they're cooking the hot dog #Monsterdon

And now enjoy watching... What I'm gonna say is a badminton shuttlecock tied to a balloon? #Monsterdon

An early example of command-level technobabble. Activate the anti-gravity chairs! Landing pods in the sockets! Generate the surface gravy! #Monsterdon

The tragic end of Elmer Fudd. #Monsterdon

...Did Frank just teleport thirty yards and punch a dude? #Monsterdon

Man, the princess. They *definitely* have underwire technology. #Monsterdon

"We will make an example of him."

Send him to the local kindergarten class, let him explain the job of an astronaut to bored children! #Monsterdon