Colonel Frank Saunders, who came to us straight out of that Twilight Zone episode about the guy freaking out in an isolation capsule. #Monsterdon

Oh god, he was *picked by AI* he's gonna turn out to be a pickle salesman they nabbed from Omaha #Monsterdon

Guys, THIS is why Data couldn't use the emotion chip until the movie #Monsterdon

...So the doctor turned a soldier into a meat puppet and the general is most worried about the possibility of getting yelled at for fucking up a launch?

...Okay I guess that is pretty realistic. #Monsterdon

Aw yeah, it's jazz for the man with the hollow head here on K-CORPSE, all zombie cyborg jazz all the time! #Monsterdon

I am doing the twist right now, tho #Monsterdon

Oh, they're cooking the hot dog #Monsterdon

And now enjoy watching... What I'm gonna say is a badminton shuttlecock tied to a balloon? #Monsterdon

An early example of command-level technobabble. Activate the anti-gravity chairs! Landing pods in the sockets! Generate the surface gravy! #Monsterdon

The tragic end of Elmer Fudd. #Monsterdon

...Did Frank just teleport thirty yards and punch a dude? #Monsterdon

Man, the princess. They *definitely* have underwire technology. #Monsterdon

"We will make an example of him."

Send him to the local kindergarten class, let him explain the job of an astronaut to bored children! #Monsterdon

Woof, Data after meeting the Borg Queen #Monsterdon

...What was he trying to do? And what was he trying to do it WITH? #Monsterdon

Yeah dude, that screaming bugs me, too. #Monsterdon

Oh lord, it's time for Alien Exposition Hour #Monsterdon

...Dude don't read your lines into the camera. #Monsterdon

MARS NEEDS WOMEN!?

...Wait, the princess doesn't count? #Monsterdon

Y'know, I think the aliens came to the wrong planet. There's only one woman IN this movie. #Monsterdon