To be fair, if I got to tour Puerto Rico on a moped and all I had to do was appear in a shitty movie, I'd jump at the opportunity. #Monsterdon

TV's Dad of TV's Frank #monsterdon

Frank's got ten megs of RAM, he's state of the art! #Monsterdon

They're hunting Prince of Space! #Monsterdon

And now... The reason this film was made #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's gone kind of split personality here. #Monsterdon

Oh great, panty raid at the pool party 9_9 #Monsterdon

Hey! That alien copped a feel! Watch them hands, Yoda! #Monsterdon

Welp.

#Monsterdon

They're straining the women through cheesecloth to remove the impurities. #Monsterdon

"What is your purpose here?"

...Chief, YOU kidnapped ME! #Monsterdon

...They received a Twix from Washington? #Monsterdon

"This is Code 24, General."

My god, Kiefer Sutherland is in the area! #Monsterdon

AMERICA! Moving soldiers! Launching helicopters! Loading things into aircraft! And ROTATING THEM! #Monsterdon

So on a scale of Godzilla: Final Wars to The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy, how much actual Frankenstein versus The Space Monster fight do you think we're gonna get? #Monsterdon

...So the women all come out the other end of this with elf ears, right? #Monsterdon

Frank and the doctor doing some freelance gardening. #Monsterdon

So on a scale of Godzilla: Final Wars to The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy, how much actual Frankenstein versus The Space Monster fight do you think we're gonna get? #Monsterdon

Yeah, I'm just gonna leave THE ERRATIC SUPERPOWERED CYBORG ZOMBIE standing next to THE ALIEN INVASION CRAFT while I go ride my vespa.

Totally safe.

#Monsterdon

The doctor will never be mistaken for The Ugly American. He's overqualified >_> #Monsterdon