#Monsterdon *football players* *record scratch* "I guess you're probably wondering how I ended up in this mes"

#Monsterdon on the hero is a footplay player. Like Flash Gordon

#Monsterdon i sure hope these fellas have a nice camping trip in *check's notes* chekhov's vengeful gaia

#Monsterdon i wonder if after this small act of mercy the deer will come back to his aid in the future

#Monsterdon yeah those skeeters in canada are no joke

#Monsterdon i'm not going to say it

#Monsterdon kill mor chikin

#Monsterdon would you still love me if i were a worm?

#Monsterdon i bet this old flannel dude is gonna be like the guy who knows about the shining in the shining and he finally gets there to help them and dies immediately

#Monsterdon aww cute closeup of normal-sized rats

#Monsterdon oh these practical effects are great

much better than the real rats on the miniature car

#Monsterdon we rented whole stadium. we use whole stadium

#Monsterdon selfish man leaves the gate open?

#Monsterdon it's the stuff!

#Monsterdon i have my doubts about this makeshift bomb

#Monsterdon you know what, i was wrong. that worked great.

#Monsterdon LENS FLARE in the RAT HOLE

that's a great album name

#Monsterdon oh yes this rv covered in rats scene is great

#Monsterdon i miss my baby rats from when i was young

we started with one
got him a buddy

somebody dropped the ball (so to speak) sexing buddy

*bam* we had a ten or so rat babies

once they were old enough to sex we segregated the pups to avoid a repeat

imagine this happening with giant man-eating rats!

#Monsterdon this would make a great post-apocalyptic video game in the zombie genre

but instead of the world being taken over by zombies it's giant animals