It's my birthday, give me boosts!
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As I'm sure you already know, you share your birthday with Ed Sheeran, Paris Hilton, Yoko Ono, Dr Dre, and Mary 1 Queen of England (who looked suspiciously like Dennis Waterman) AKA Bloody Mary. It is also Ice Cream for Breakfast Day and Pluto Day - the day that Pluto was designated a planet in 1930 before having it so cruelly snatched away from the lil guy in 2006 after Eris and many other Pluto-like worlds that exist in the Kuiper Belt were identified, so downgraded to a Dwarf Planet. Still part of the club but not really. Well Pluto will always be a planet to me. And it's got the best moon - Charon, the largest of its 5 moons and named after the Ferryman of DEATH who transported souls across the River Styx. Much better than our shitty one which is just called The Moon. It's like calling a dog 'Dog'. It shouldn't be allowed. I've lost my thread. Oh yeah - HAPPY BLOODY BIRTHDAY! Hope all is better than terrific and you have an absolutely marvelous day.
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@TheBreadmonkey I did in fact not know any of this except for that Pluto was wronged and I will fight anyone about it
The moon is a bit shit really, it doesn't really do anything. Not like some of Saturn's moons which are like 1200 degrees or have volcanos, how fucking cool would that be (not very, it's actually extremely hot)
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It's my birthday, give me boosts!
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@babe Wishing you many happy returns of the day!
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My best whishes on your day!
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It's my birthday, give me boosts!
@babe Pen-blwydd Hapus!
