@petko Well shiver me timbers, it be captain pizzacake.

@petko

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @petko sadly no RSS or fediverse account, so me enjoying pizzacake will be hit & miss

@johnefrancis @petko

She's not as prolific as she used to be, but I do check in periodically.

@davefischer @petko

i'm still waiting for downloadable cars so i can in fact "steal" them and make their moronic analogy whole

@petko Yarr!

@petko (serv) arr! ️

@benroyce @davefischer @petko I can HEAR this gif

@petko @pseudonym yaaar, me hearties! Yar!

A meaningful alt-text i can share, love it! thanks @petko

@petko

Or you could just not watch.

You don't have to be a consumer slave.

@benroyce @davefischer @petko
Imagine the CAM, inputs and feedstocks for a single-serving downloadable car. You could damage the biosphere at the scale of a small town specializing in re-chroming bumpers just for your single car. The absolutely insane thing? Somebody in a hot tub with some billionaires is talking about this on some trippy drug or other. They have a buddy in Long Beach with connections to Harbor Freight Tools that says they can package the whole thing w/ CNC, etc. for $250,000.

@anthropy @davefischer @petko

i'm glad you brought that up

this famous anti-piracy ad used pirated music

i shit you not:

@benroyce @davefischer @petko

So, in a world where laws only apply to the poor, and the rich get to steal, rape, and murder with absolute impunity, why should we care what the rich tell us again?

@alienghic @davefischer @petko

@benroyce @davefischer @petko yea and what I love about it is that it was literally made for them, but even despite that they failed to properly license it. these companies only care about money, and would happily shank you in the back if you so much as glance away, it would appear

@oberono @davefischer @petko

you're forgetting the upside: it's the perfect investment scam! (/s)

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@petko
Now all she needs is a parrot and a peg leg!

@petko Accurate.

@petko 'oh no, people these days have no moral! no one thinks of the poor share holders children, who cry in their multi million sports cars!'