Don’t clean afterwards, clean while cooking. There are a lot of moments while cooking where you wait until X, use those to clean and organise. If you do it right, the moment where you serve all that needs cleaning is the last pot.

i was thinking that was a sick shirt until i realized it was your tattoo

Just ask that you spare a moment to think of the cruelty and violence that went into it.

Those are the best meals, just had one like it last night

now we don’t know a thing about that boys upbringing

for the real experience I hope you gave him one o’ these

I don’t know the reference 🫣

Joe from Masterchef. He does a trademark angry look as he eats food so you don’t know if he likes it or not

Oh, I didn’t watch the show. It’s now in my sonarr

honestly I prefer the British version, which is more about the cooking. The US version (which Joe, pictured is the host of) is a bit too dramatic / reality TV for my tastes but my partner likes it.